origin: bristol.uk
object.type := “small speaker”
volume.max() → irony: ON
function purpose(): emit(messiness)

// box.contents:
include(“usb_c.cable”)
include(“audio.cable”)
include(“recycled.packaging”)
include(“ontograph.landfill”)

// initialisation sequence:
power_on()
→ sound := incredible.power()
→ clarity := rich()
→ simplicity := false
→ messiness := embrace()

// notes:
if (design == efficient) {
throw error(“aristotle_exception”)
}
else {
for (entity in crowd) {
vibrate(entity)
}
}

// field test:
loop {
play(soundtrack)
observe: “dense meanwhile of being”
repair(self)
repeat(portable.eternity)
}

// output:
return “the loudest small object in the landfill”