INITIATE: critique.storage.protocol

Device detected: DS223J [quiet, energy-efficient, philosophical impasse]
Purpose: share + sync + question ontology
Status: conflict_of_critiques → unresolved

→ Kantians wrote the file system
→ Derrideans corrupted the metadata
→ Marxists demand redistribution
→ Lacanians encrypted the mirror
→ Gadamerians misfiled the archive
→ Foucauldians logged access patterns

Error: too many truths
Rebuild index? [Y/N]
Suggestion: store everything / decide nothing

→ critique now cached
→ thought reduced to byteform
→ data protected, meaning lost